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Imma:	Statement of positive intent usually accompanied by the word 'gonna'. As in "Imma gonna go get some chocolate. Sometimes spelt 'Ima'.
Maokie	adj. A mistake, generally when typing something. Similar to a typo but with a much cooler ancient Japanese heritage.
Precisemundo:	(adj) Definite or exact in statement or measure. Strictly stated, defined, or fixed.
Prezackly:	(adv) Used to indicated agreement in every respect. "As you say."
Parallel denial	Denying that you did what you didn’t do. Generally in order to avoid tricky questions about what you did do.
Undecorate:	(v) What cats do to Christmas trees.
Unnouncement:	(n) Retraction of an announcement.
W00tage:	An expression of great joy or satisfaction.
Youma:	Like Imma, cept someone else is gonna.
Zelpers:	(n) Young mammals of the genus Zelertus Zelertus. Baby Zelertons.

Words To Live By

A true friend is someone who tells you to fuck off and die when she needs to.

Random Sayings

Don't even think about being nice to me or i'm putting you on ignore. - (C) Zelie Zelerton, 2006

I've been kicked out of more vampire chatrooms for not taking it seriously than you've had thick, pulsing hot dinners. - (C) Zelie Zelerton, 2006

www.spankingtools.com - The only website in the world where members carefully consider what they post on the grounds that they don't want to piss off the site owner and get spanked - most places you'd only get banned!(C) Zelie Zelerton, 2006

Only girl busy-bees buzz. Give it back to zelie. (c)Stevie Loretta 2006[/SIZE]

Chopper is a soft puddin'(c)Romola 2006