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NEWS! 		Do you ever want to reach out and stab someone over the internet?

We certainly do! And now, thanks to Zelrom you can carry out your murderous desires!



Pestered by trolls in chatrooms? Use e-Shiv!TM

Unwanted spam? Use e-Shiv!TM

Unable to get colleagues to understand your emails? Use e-Shiv!TM

E-ShivTM is the safe, clean and convenient way to get rid of the irritations and annoyances associated with the internet. Brought to you in association with HatfulofHollow Enterprises e-Shiv is 100% effective and completely worksafe. E-Shiv represents the future of internet flame wars....TODAY!

Please note that e-Shiv will only be sold to persons over the age of 18. Keep knives away from children - kill responsibly.



zelrom solutions is a behavioural correction company for today's busy dom. When your hands are sore, and its all too much, we can show you the strategies and tools that you need to re-assert your authority. Discreet, professional service assured.



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...because minx management is a serious business..		 Here's what our customers have said about us:

"I don't know where I'd be without zelrom!", Mr L. Ancisto


"Now my hands are no longer sore from spanking", Mr C. Hopper.


"My minx now goes to bed when I tell her to - THANKYOU zelrom", Dr M. Ax






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